Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka’s Wedding Photos

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thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them


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beaucoupbougee:

narcolepticbunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

did the person mix up fabric softener with lighter fluid or something?


Great idea to snap chat a fire… That’s not tamed..

beaucoupbougee:

narcolepticbunny:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

did the person mix up fabric softener with lighter fluid or something?

Great idea to snap chat a fire… That’s not tamed..


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spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her


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theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke


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deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

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nohetero-superpotterlock:

this movie was actally great

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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stumpiest:

life problems with pete wentz

stumpiest:

life problems with pete wentz


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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage


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handprintsandgoodgripsallonmyass:

madamepapercut:

punmiser:

turbracer:

jackfrost-flakes:









the end OMG

handprintsandgoodgripsallonmyass:

madamepapercut:

punmiser:

turbracer:

jackfrost-flakes:

image

the end OMG

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