growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via weirdteenblogger)
the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is evidence enough that maybe the current state of sex education is a bit awful
(via twatsmith)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via borinq)
Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.
(via englishyoutubersfeels)
- me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps
- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
