ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it
Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.
Tyler Oakley + swearing
Role model material.
ive stolen this line and used it so many times
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
this is somehow really funny to me
about closing the goddamn door
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER
IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT